I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize