it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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