My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
COCAINE IS GR8
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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