At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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