Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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