addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Oh god it's open bar.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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