Do you still have your period?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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