do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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