Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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