their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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