Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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