I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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