Buhtt sex?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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