You can't motorboat a personality
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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