Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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