he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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