Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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