...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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