This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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