If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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