i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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