i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
The air taste purple.
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