Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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