Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just took my morning after pill in the library
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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