Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just puked most of my soul out..
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