One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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