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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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