I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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