I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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