I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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