I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Shame - the story of my life.
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