Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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