I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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