New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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