now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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