Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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