why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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