erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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