I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My life is pants optional.
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