she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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