Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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