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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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