Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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