I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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