Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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