You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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