let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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