This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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