Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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