Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
50% drunk capacity currently
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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